Nothing to see here, people. Move on.

I was going to say that I'm working on becoming the ultimate stay at home mom.  Which is so gross and annoying. I'm sorry.
 And let's be honest, I'm never going to be the ultimate.  

Revision:  I'm working on becoming a half-ass stay at home mom (henceforth shortened to the hip abbreviation "HASAHM").

Here's what I'm doing:

1.  Not working.  Therefore, staying at home. Check!

2.  Growing a baby in me belly.  In 5 months, if things don't go sideways, I'll have the mom part, ready or not. Check and check!

I'm basically already there.

I'm also:

3.  Growing a garden. So far, all I have is a square of dirt in the backyard.  But this weekend, that dirt is going to get all fancied up and hopefully one day produce some food.  I feel like there is no way I can actually pull it off, gardening (I can't even keep a cactus alive), but I'm gonna try people.  I desperately want to be the person who has a garden.  

Here she is, in all her glory:

I mean, I never promised that all my blog posts would be interesting.